😂 Daily HaHa's August 17, 2024

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on it’s way to work.

🤣 Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

🤣 If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus.

🤣 What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.

🤣 A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said “Thank God for that, what are they?”

🤣 Working at an unemployment office has to be a tense job, knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

🤣 I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me he said, “Your money or your life!” I told him I was married, so I have no money and no life. We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment.

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