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😂 Daily HaHa's August 23, 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's August 23, 2024

August 23, 2024

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Joke of the Day

Chicken Lips went to our human resources department and complained, and now we can’t use nicknames at work anymore.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Doctor, doctor. I think I need glasses. You sure do, sir. This is a flower shop.

😁 I bumped cars with someone who was going to dig for coal. Not a big accident, just miner damage.

😁 A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “in a nut shell, it’s an oak tree”.

Short Jokes

🤣 My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs. She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!" "What's the matter?" I asked. "There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight." "That'll teach them!" I replied.

🤣 Showing a friend around his home, Fred pointed out the many collectibles his wife had acquired during their marriage. "The day before I die, I'm going to sell everything here just to see how much it's worth." His friend said, "You can't do that. You don't know the day before you're going to die." Fred replied, "Oh, yes, I do: if I sell any of this, my wife will kill me!"

🤣 There was just no pleasing Bill. If Mary scrambled his eggs, he wanted poached. If she poached them, he wanted scrambled. So one morning, she decided to poach one and scramble the other, hoping for some approval. Eyeing his plate, Bill snorted, "Dang it woman! You scrambled the wrong egg!"

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