😂 Daily HaHa's April 1, 2025

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Joke of the Day

I could never date a kleptomaniac. I don't think I have what it takes.

Dad Jokes

😉  Was in a bar when this guy said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!” I shot back... “Is that a fret?!"

😉 I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

😉  Why do dogs float on water so easily? Because they're good buoys.

One Liner

😆 I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet" - Kids meals only $150.

Short Joke

🤣 Therapist: What brings you in today? Me: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis. Therapist: How bad is it? Me: It comes in waves

🤣 What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office? If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

🤣 Me: I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime, son. Son: Was it something I said? Me: Yes”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22