😂 Daily HaHa's April 12, 2025

Joke of the Day

Our computers went down at work today so we had to do everything manually. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.

Dad Jokes

😉  Who is the king of office supplies? The ruler.

😉  Got home and someone had stolen all the small carpets, and mats. Police thing it was the work of rug addicts.

😉 Found out my dog is Himalayan. I always find Himalayan on the couch.

One Liners

😆 Kind of crazy that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.

😆 Dropped my phone in the lake…it’s syncing.

Short Jokes

🤣 Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the army is? Every time I ask someone they tell me it’s private.

🤣 This man left work one Friday afternoon but being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire check. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped nagging and simply said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”. He replied. “That would be fine with me”. Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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