😂 Daily HaHa's April 16, 2025

Joke of the Day

My dog’s name is Minton. Today he ate my shuttlecock. Bad Minton!

Dad Jokes

😉  I was sorry to hear on Sky News that a man was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences are with his family.

😉 I've just finished converting my van to electric. I swapped the diesel engine for the motor from a tumble dryer, it wouldn't start at first, then I realized I hadn't shut the door properly! I then took it for a spin!

One Liners

😆  Nurses will be spending 20 minutes looking for a blood vein yet a mosquito locates it in the dark while singing.

😆 I’m dedicating my life to finding a cure for insomnia, and I won’t sleep until I find it.

Short Jokes

🤣 I was walking through the park the other day and this fella staggers out of the lake carrying a set of golf clubs. I was so surprised, I yelled: "What the happened?!" Fella says: "I just went out of control and drove off of that bridge and landed in the lake!!"
He handed me his clubs and says: "Here, hold on to these, I have to go back for my wife!" 

🤣 Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?" Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam." Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella?"

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22