😂 Daily HaHa's April 3, 2025

Joke of the Day

My friend bought me a human size catapult for my birthday. It’s not great, but it gets me out of the house.

Dad Jokes

😉  What kind of garden does a baker have? A ‘flour’ garden.

😉 Wife doing the ironing: You left some batteries in your shirt pocket! Husband: Oh sorry. Wife (taking off her glasses and staring at him): It was close, I almost pressed charges.

One Liners

😆 I have no problem giving credit where credit is due. It’s giving payment where payment is due that I seem to struggle with.

😆 Dear Coca-Cola Company. No more new flavors. Either add the cocaine back, or leave it alone.

Short Joke

🤣 Doctor: When was the last time you exercised? Me: Well, I had to do that awkward run, jog thing when someone held the door open when I was still too far away.

🤣 I dropped a $10 bill this morning and chased it in the wind for a mile. I never caught it, but at least I had a good run for my money.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22