Joke of the Day!

I’ve just started up a dating site for chickens. It’s not my normal day job, I’m just doing it to make hens meet.

Dad Jokes

😉  Why was the elephant late to the airport? He forgot to pack his trunk.

😉 What do call a snowman that plays piano? Meltin’ John.

One Liners

😆  I don’t always go the extra mile. But when I do, it’s because I missed my exit.

😆 The Egyptians were great builders. Up to a certain point.

Short Jokes

🤣  Her: You never listen to me. You only hear what you wanna hear. Him: Sure, I’ll have a beer.

🤣 Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22