Joke of the Day!

After my close encounter with Dracula, my friend asked how many teeth he had. I said “I don't know, I didn't get close enough to Count.”

Dad Jokes

😉  A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'. The librarian directs him to the large print section.

😉 Just started watching a documentary on clocks. It’s about time.

One Liners

😆  Just saw 3 people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

😆 I have a perfect memory. I can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten.

Short Jokes

🤣 I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman. After several questions, he asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" There was an awkward silence. All of a sudden you heard, "I do. "The lawyer looks around the courtroom, and then turns to the judge. "Your Honor, I wasn't asking you, I was asking the jurors."

🤣 An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!

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