😂 Daily Haha's January 12, 2025

January 12, 2025

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Joke of the Day!


I ordered a new sail for my boat, but realized I’d made a mistake. When I called to change the order, the person that answered said, “Sorry, that sail has shipped”.

Dad Jokes

😉 Double negatives are a no-no in English.

😉 I used to work with a guy called Tailor who hated his name. I told him, “I think it suits you”.

😉 How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat Patty.

One Liners

😆 I watch so many crime programs that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

😆 Missing church is a misdemeanor. The more you miss, de meaner you get.

😆 I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Funny Stories

🤣 My grandpa said he couldn’t call me because of a ransomware attack, but grandpa doesn’t own a computer and still uses and old school flip phone. I asked him what happened. He told me ‘some guy grabbed my phone and ransomware, it all happened so fast”.

🤣 My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They’re super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week…should I say anything? Oh and also, he’s 4. They’re all 4.

Short Joke

😃 A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?" "No" says the boy, "he minded his own business."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22