Joke of the Day!

Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Darn, I forgot to feed the dog."

Dad Jokes

😉  Someone ripped the fifth page out of my calendar. I’m dismayed.

😉 Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

One Liners

😆  A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.

😆 The word “queue” is ironic. It’s just the letter “Q” with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

Short Jokes

🤣  I was drinking a beer and the bartender yelled “Anyone know CPR?” I replied, “I know the entire alphabet!” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for this one guy.

🤣 I got a text saying that I won my choice of $100 cash or tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute act. It said to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22