😂 Daily Haha's January 20, 2025

Joke of the Day!

BREAKING NEWS!
Worn down pencil believed to have been used by William Shakespeare discovered. Experts are not sure if it’s 2B or not 2B.

Dad Jokes

😉 Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan.

😉 After my job interview, the boss handed me a helmet, sword, and armor. I asked him why? He said I would be working the knight shift.

One Liners

😆 My father worked 12 hours a day to put food on the table. He was a slow cook.

😆 I can’t afford an ancestry test kit to learn about my relatives, so instead I posted online that I had won the lottery.

Short Jokes

🤣  Got up this morning and ran around the block 5 times. Then I got tired and picked up the block and put it back in the toy box.

🤣 While traveling I got off the highway and ran into a gas station and grabbed a sandwich, a candy bar and a diet coke. I went to pay but had to apologized to the cashier that I only had a $50 bill. She said..."It's OK, just put the candy bar back."

Long Joke

I was walking past a restaurant last night and in the window it said: `Order anything you want and if we don't have it we'll pay you $500.' So I went in & ordered Giraffes kneecaps on toast. A short while later the waiter returned with $500 in cash & said: "It's your lucky day...we're out of bread."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22