😂 Daily Haha's January 28, 2025

Joke of the Day!

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

😉 I’m always on the edge of my seat when I’m at the circus. It’s just so in tents.

😉 I thought it would be cool to have Velcro shoes, but it turns out they’re a total rip off.

😉 I drank a bottle of food coloring yesterday. I dyed a little inside.

😉 The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him. That’s why wherever you go, you will usually find at least one Bill Ding.

😆 I really used to like my psychic, until I threw her a surprise party and it worked.

😆 I always found it counter productive when a teacher would say, ‘Don’t get smart with me”.

😆 Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.

🤣  An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the history teacher that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the history teacher selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the history teacher, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The history teacher sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22