😂 Daily HaHa's March 24, 2025

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Joke of the Day

My mobile phone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday. It was some pretty good footage.

Dad Jokes

😉  The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

😉 My brother adds alphabet soup to the watery part of milk that separates from the curds when he makes cheese. He has a whey with words.

One Liners

😆 When a restaurant client of my editing business sends me a new menu to proofread, the subject line of their email is always, "Check, Please!"

😆 I had my patience tested…I'm negative.

Short Joke

🤣 I asked my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper, she laughed at me and said "oh uncle, you're so old. Just use my phone," so I slammed her phone against the wall to kill the fly.

🤣 "My twin sister called me from prison. She said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?” ...

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