😂 Daily HaHa's September 29, 2024

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Joke of the Day

Two Inuit Indians sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the boat. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 9 out of 10 zoo dentists refuse to work on a grizzly, unless it has been given a strong anesthetic. There’s safety in numb bears.

😁 What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render.

😁 I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq. She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”

Short Jokes

🤣  Interviewer: Do you have any accomplishments at your last job? Interviewee: I’m personally responsible for several new rules in the employee handbook. Interviewer: Impressive! You wrote them? Interviewee: That’s not what I said.

🤣  Patient: I have a gambling problem. Reverse Psychologist: Bet you can’t quit.

🤣 Started a new job as a delivery man today. When I got to my first address there was a little sticky note left on the door saying, “Dear Mr. Delivery Man, we’re out, please hide in garage.” That was eight hours ago, and still nobody’s found me.

🤣 A Russian immigrant went to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a license. First, of course he had to take an eye sight test. The clerk showed him a chart with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z X. “Can you read this?” the clerk asked. “Read it?”, the Russian guy replied, “I know the guy.”

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